Graduation Speech -- Graduation Speech, Commencement Address

Well, this is it, the day all of us have been waiting for has at prospicient last arrived. It seems like only yesterday we were picking our noses and flicking them at innocent bystanders or yelling childish phrases like, Liar, liar, pants on fire or, wait, that was yesterday. Never mind. Anyways.What Im onerous to say is the years, have flown by and its not going to be long before were in the stands watching our kids graduate.You know, there is a lot more to graduating than leaving Rufus and getting a diploma. Its more than that. I mean, why do you think we get to wear these cool robes?Our infantile days of roving into first period half asleep and living off the schools garish burritos and ranch dressing are over, its time now for us to engender up and head into the real world.R...